[looks around frazzled, suit in a mess, hair still immaculately neat ( Read more... )

This is my first time at this place!  I hope y'all will make me feel at home!

You should know that I'm a bit of a troublemaker, so watch out!  I guess that's what got me transferred!

Oops, gotta run!  These papers ain't gonna copy themselves, wouldn't that be crazy if they did?